I am pretty and 17
I have no clue what heartbreak even means
But I made this song about it
After my girl dumped me, that cold hearted witch
What was that?
It felt like I just got punched
Your Ex-Girlfriend sent me to kick your butt!
She said make sure he needs to get stitched up
She took this song too literally
I meant stitches metaphorically
Wasn’t it enough that she left me?
Now she wants me to bleed
Who is that hitting me?
Here’s a clue
I say “You can’t see me!”
I wrestle men in big arenas
Um, are your John Cena?
What did I do to deserve this?
On her birthday you got her nothing you dick!
Instead you got yourself this car!
I needed to look more badass
And that’s why I’m kicking your ass!
Someone save me from this wrestler dude!
Now you’ll learn the power of the Dark Side
Don’t tell me my ex also sent you
On this past Christmas Day
You got her nothing, now you must pay
Instead you got that dumb jacket!
Hey I look badass in it
How dare you be so selfish
Ouch! Stop That!
She was being a bitch!
You see the power of The Force now
Who’s poking my ass? Ow!
‘Twas me Harry Potter
Your ex girlfriend is my witch daughter
Take my broom from Quidditch
And beat your butt with it!
Valentine Day’s coming
Got to turn this pain to loving
This brutal violence is senseless
I must save Shawn Mendes
Do not trace/reupload/steal oc
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